Ann Coulter Strikes Again -- Calls Edwards a Faggot

Ann Coulter never ceases to amaze. Ann Coulter, in her typical far-right conservative style, took a pot shot at both gays and John Edwards while in Washington. She made her comment during an address to the 34th annual meeting of the Conservative Political Action Conference. This is what she said:

"I was going to have a few comments on the other Democratic presidential candidate, John Edwards, but it turns out that you have to go into rehab if you use the word 'faggot,' so I'm - so, kind of at an impasse, can't really talk about Edwards, so I think I'll just conclude here and take your questions."



After she made those remarks, the crowd applauded.

Now, Annie, I don't think you need to enter rehab when you use the term "faggot" since you are already well past that point. Besides, why would we want to rehabilitate you? You offer such a dynamic and expansive view that covers much of what is wrong with our country. Your thoughts, words and actions serve as a nice guide for many -- a sign of sorts that reads, "do not approach ... pure hatred and racism ahead."

Coulter, I can't necessarily hate you since that would put me on your level. All I can do is stare at your pictures and see the little girl inside that has been crying out for attention since childhood. Perhaps you had a large disconnect with your father or perhaps you felt you were never accepted by anyone? I cannot see inside your mind, nor would I ever want that ability.

All I can say to you Ann Coulter is that, little by little, you continue to degrade yourself and continue to show that internal hatred leads much of your internal thought processes.

I hope you come to terms with yourself some day. Good luck.

The MEGAMILLIONS Dream ...

So today I did something I hardly ever do -- I purchased 5 random MEGAMILLIONS lottery tickets. Hey, the jackpot is 267 million dollars -- that would leave me with a cool $100 million after taxes and accepting the lump sum payment. That's a lot of money (actually, that's an understatement -- that's a shitload of money).

I've read numerous times how wealth changes people. To tell you the truth, I wouldn't change -- but you can bet your ass that I would be globe hopping all over the world until I was dead. Just how much is $100 million? Well, this is how I would handle the money:

First, I'd put 75 million of it in investments that would average at least 8% per year. How much income would that be per year? Six million dollars of interest per year. I'm pretty sure anyone could manage that.

What about the other 25 million?

Ten million goes to friends and family. Five million goes to charities. The other ten million goes to ME so I can burn through it in 3-5 years and get it out of my system. Yes, I would be lighting Cuban cigar with a $100 bill while getting a sponge bath by hot, naked, European women while sipping wine from a nice $400 bottle of Shiraz. I'd spend about 3 to 4 days on a nice island somewhere in the South Pacific and then get on a plane to London. I'd party my ass off in London and then spend the next year flying to as many cities as possible -- San Fransisco, New York, Toyko, Rio, Madrid, Greece, Rome, Venice, etc. Each place, I'd drop at least $50,000 - $100,000 while I was there.

Oh, I can't forget Las Vegas! I'd go back to that city with a half a million dollar bankroll and go to every strip joint, bar, club, casino, musical, show, etc. and just spend two weeks renting out an entire floor of the Wynn and calling all my closest friends and booking 1'st class tickets so they could join me. Yes, I would splurge like I was going to be a dead man the next day.

I'll never understand people who's life goal is to accumulate as much money but never have fun.

Let's see if I win. Ha! The dream is nice -- and for $5, you really can't beat it.