Saturday, May 12

My Best Friend got an Extraterrestrial Anal Probing

One of my best friends in Vancouver, BC was resting the other night when he felt a "strong electrical energy" shoot through his body. After he came through, he had a strong desire to go over to the window. When he pulled up the blinds, he saw a large faced skinny grey creature with big black insect like eyes. The creature stared at him for half a second and then just "dematerialized."

He was traumatized enough where he couldn't go back to sleep, so I talked to him for a little while since I am no stranger to aliens. I've had "visitations" as a kid from this little being called "Lala."

Unfortunately, he couldn't really talk about it for too long because he was freaking out, but that didn't stop him from heading over to Youtube to catch a glimpse of that scene from "Fire in the Sky" when the guy got abducted.

Well, "Greys" don't really do that sort of thing. They're not responsible for the crop circles or the cow mutilations. The cow mutilations can be blamed on the Reptilians, which are the worst kind of aliens to run into.

Buddy, look forward to a life-long series of these visitations. They don't just visit someone once -- especially someone in Vancouver. Luckily for you, with the price of gas approaching $4.00 a gallon, even aliens have to cut back on the number of visitations.

Good luck! Don't drop the soap in the shower!

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